Saturday, May 05, 2007

Paris Hilton must serve 45 days in jail - Los Angeles Times

Can Paris Hilton be any more pathetic?

The best quote:
Asked whether she had understood the terms of the drunk-driving plea that she agreed to Jan. 22, Hilton, 26, said: "I just sign what people tell me to sign…. I'm a very busy person."
The second best quote:
"I don't know what happened," she said in the moments after Sauer pronounced the sentence. "I did what they said."
If her mother weren't such an enabler, maybe she would have had a little more sense by now...or brains.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Imus Lawyer: Bosses Could've Cut Remarks

Don Imus is striking back against CBS Radio and MSNBC following his termination for racist comments on air.

Good for him. The reaction toward his comments were completely overblown by those seeking to benefit politically.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot

Looks like more of the same in Congress, even with the 'ethical' Democrats in charge.

ABC News: $67 Million Lawsuit: Lawyer Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers

Bizarre.

The plaintiff, Judge Roy Pearson, deserves a kick to the groin and then some. The funniest quote:
It was May 2005 and Pearson was about to begin his new job as an administrative judge. Naturally, he wanted to wear a nice outfit to his first day of work. He said in court papers that he tried on five Hickey Freeman suits from his closet, but found them all to be "too tight," according to the Washington Post.
Lose some weight, fatass!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Climate change hits Mars-News-UK-TimesOnline

Those damn Martians better cap their Martian smokestacks!

Wait a minute...

Duke lacrosse case was riddled with holes, report says - Los Angeles Times

Interesting..., especially the last couple of paragraphs.
According to Cooper's report, a resident of the Durham house had called an escort service to request two white dancers for a bachelor party. Though the accuser and a second stripper who arrived that night were black, they were asked to perform.

The report concluded that partygoers had shouted racial slurs at the women, but that they did so only after the second stripper hurled racial and sexual insults at partygoers just before she drove away. The inebriated accuser was slumped in the passenger seat, the report said.

The report also said a partygoer had held up a broomstick as the strippers began to perform and that he had suggested using it on them sexually. It said Evans, the only defendant who lived at the house, and his housemate apologized to the strippers while pointing out that they had paid $800 cash for a strip show lasting less than five minutes.

Later, after two partygoers removed cash from one stripper's cosmetics bag, Evans and his housemate told them to return the money, the report said.
Seems like Duke and the MSM have a lot to apologize for.