Paris Hilton must serve 45 days in jail - Los Angeles Times

Can Paris Hilton be any more pathetic?

The best quote:

Asked whether she had understood the terms of the drunk-driving plea that she agreed to Jan. 22, Hilton, 26, said: "I just sign what people tell me to sign…. I'm a very busy person."

The second best quote:

"I don't know what happened," she said in the moments after Sauer pronounced the sentence. "I did what they said."

If her mother weren't such an enabler, maybe she would have had a little more sense by now...or brains.