ABC News: $67 Million Lawsuit: Lawyer Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers

Bizarre.

The plaintiff, Judge Roy Pearson, deserves a kick to the groin and then some. The funniest quote:

It was May 2005 and Pearson was about to begin his new job as an administrative judge. Naturally, he wanted to wear a nice outfit to his first day of work. He said in court papers that he tried on five Hickey Freeman suits from his closet, but found them all to be "too tight," according to the Washington Post.

Lose some weight, fatass!