What's next, SPORKS?

Hey, I'm not the biggest fan of guys wandering around with guns blowing people away, but this is ridiculous. I mean, banning long kitchen knives? These Euros have serious issues with Big Brother. It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the Springfielders get rid of their weapons, have world peace, and get promptly invaded by Kang and Kodos, armed with planks.