Frist: Schiavo Autopsy Results End Case

Even "Dr." Bill "You can get AIDS from saliva" Frist had to admit, based on the autopsy, that Terri Schiavo had irreparable and devastating brain damage. Thank goodness. I was beginning to think that he got his license from West Hollywood Upstairs Medical School or something.

EDIT:

Whoops. It was tears, not saliva.