Sending us back to the apes

It's backwoods hicks like these that that are trying to send us back to the Stone Age in science. OK, yokels, let's be clear. Science doesn't say that evolution is the absolute truth. It's just that everything we've seen so far backs it up and new information doesn't really deviate from that theory. It's open to debate, as long as the debate is rational. Creationism, or "intelligent design", shuts out all debate. To believers, it's God, stupid, and that's the end of that. Stop asking questions. La la la la, I can't hear you! Jesus saves!

These stupid hicks want to stifle scientific curiosity and give us the only text they think we need: the Bible.